Funny Celebrity Forward

My friend Jenna sent me one of the funniest email forwards today. I just had to share it with you.

You know how you get those forwards that ask for personal information? "When is the last time you cried? Do you like chocolate or vanilla?" Or sometimes you get the ones that ask for lists of things? "Name four places you've lived. Name four jobs you've had." Or there's the ones that have a long list of something and you either you fill in the missing anniversary or birth dates or you add to the end of it and then send it on to all your friends? This one was like the latter. Except it was asking for a huge compilation of celebrities that we think are ugly. As I was scrolling down the list, I was saying to myself, "Uh, maybe. OOOh, definitely. Yes, he is really gross." Some people were adding comments to the names as well, as if to justify why they wrote it, or perhaps to persuade others that may think that person is still hot "in a creepy sort of way."

Oh, another thing: the directions were that you could only pick one celebrity. Your top, all-time, super gross, ugly, nasty celebrity. You were allowed to duplicate answers though.

Anyway, here are some from the list (as they were posted):
Napoleon Dynamite
Alan Alda (and Clinger and the whole cast of MASH)
Billy Crystal
Cher (what is she like 80 and still wearing spandex and sticking that tongue out, ew)
Morgan Freeman
Matt Damon (something about his face is not right)
Marc Anthony
Seal
Meatloaf
Steve Buscemi (not sure of the spelling, scary eyes and mouth)
Angelina Jolie (she is ugly to me because she is a wh*re)
Morgan Freeman
Elijah Wood
Hilary Clinton
Bill Clinton (bulb nose)
Julia Roberts, Steven Tyler and Liv Tyler (they tie because their mouths and lips are waaaaay too big)
Lindsey Lohan's girlfriend
Mathew McConahey (he is so not cute, his accent is gross too)
Paris Hilton (guess all her money can't buy her un-ugliness, not just looks either)
Conan OBrien

...and this is just a sampling. Feel free to comment with your most disgusting celebrity.